Hogsback manners

I’m afraid I simply cannot come to terms with the behavior of these dreadful people who dominate the central business district of the village of Hogsback in the eastern Cape Province of South Africa. Is this really an example of hogsback manners? Where the hell do these awful people get off? I mean it really is not the case that my behavior was at all questionable I did exactly as I have to described and these revolting people decided that they had the right to police over me and ruin my night out at my friend’s show by sitting there watching me ghoulishly as a youngster acting under their direction basically assaulted me by attempting to crawl into my lap. Perhaps the most disturbing thing about this display of hogsback manners is that nobody has thought to comment on exactly how bad the behavior is. What a lot of nonsense that just by expressing affection for a fellow man one must be subjected to the watchful gays of a bunch of dirty little homophobic drug trash. And I’m not kidding that is what they really are. A bunch of people with various drug addictions some of who have chosen pseudo Christianity as a way of getting over there addiction and their opinion that they need to police over any man such as myself who might hug another man? Do these idiots not realize that they have chased away a very large proportion of the business that might otherwise have come to the villager of Hogsback? Not to mention the disgusting letters that I received from the restauranteur who hosts these awful people and covers for their absurd bullying behaviour. A letter in which she declares me ‘unwelcome in OUR spaces’. Silly little person and how revolting if her to have continues all the while to accept my money while secretly being a part of this little vigilante crew if retarded pseudo Christians. I love real Christians, like my grandmother was, but not these revolting people who use the name of Christ to cover for their morbid obsession with sex and drugs.